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Congrats on your first home: 'nothing says 'adult' like 30 years of debt'
Congrats on your first home: 'nothing says 'adult' like 30 years of debt'
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Our “Congrats on your first home: nothing says 'adult' like 30 years of debt—” card is the perfect mix of cheeky and celebratory. Whether they're getting the keys to a cozy condo, dream house, or something in between, this card keeps it real while still toasting a major milestone.
Perfect for:
First-time homebuyers
Friends making big moves
Housewarming parties
Mortgage meme-lovers
Humor with heart
Details:
Printed on premium uncoated white cardstock
Blank inside with the optional message: “Home sweet loan! Cheers to mortgage life'
Room for your own message—funny, heartfelt, or both
A great home deserves a great laugh. Celebrate the big leap into homeownership—with just the right amount of sarcasm.
Artwork Ownership & Reuse
* All cards including Custom sketches and designs are for personal, non-commercial use only.

